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Good afternoon you filthy animals. Iām the perfect blend of funny and perverted. Iām an incredible blend of sane and crazy. I like to live on the edge sometime but I also like order. I like to have a plan for the day but I enjoy spontaneous things. Iām looking for the sweet to my salty, the bitter to my bite. Iām looking for someone of legal age. Closer to mine usually means we have more in common but Iām open to older and younger. Color or size or religion doesnāt matter. Iām looking for someone who wants to start online but has a desire to meet in person. Even if itās just once a year. I would love to eventually meet and take the physical to the next level. Iām looking for a pocket wife. Someone who I can tell you what color panties to wear for the day. I want to hear about what you had for lunch. What small thing is bothering you. Voice call. Video calls. Memos. Notes. All the things. Obviously the obligatory āI donāt want to change our situationā bit isnāt that what we want? I donāt want to implode anyoneās home life. I donāt want you to implode mine. I want someone who desires to keep this a secret. When you message me. Tell me your favorite movie. Last thing that made you cry. Also, what color your current undies are. So I know you read this!
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