Hi all :)

I'm far more comfortable responding to posts, and I'm hoping to catch the attention of fellow lurkers out there.

To start, I've met some cool af people here, a few whom I now consider friends. For some reason or another, we sizzled then fizzled, and here I am again on this subreddit.

So, about me: • I'm married, my life is pretty much ideal except for a quiet bedroom and this annoying need I have for attention lol.

• I'm 5'7, in shape and exercise regularly and I ask the same of you.

• I eat like a fancy monster and have been known to enjoy fine dining and eat fast food in the same eight hour span. All this is to say that I hope you enjoy a variety of cuisines as well :) (send me pics of what you're having for lunch nom nom nom).

• No one likes to boast that they're attractive (beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all); however, for the purposes of this post I will confidently say that I'm regularly complimented on my looks by strangers (in real life, no less! 😉).

• I work very hard, I'm a consummate professional. But I'm also ridiculous. I will tease you and I expect you to likewise bust my chops.

• I'm in EDT.

About you, hopefully: • You have a killer sense of humor (I love love love banter and inside jokes).

• You're clean cut (I'm also a fan of scruff).

• You're handsome :) (mutual attraction is important to me and I hope it is to you too).

• You're talented (whether that means you're very skilled at your career, passionate about a hobby, or you dominate at intramural basketball, I want to hear about it).

Okay! So I read the above over, which took me one minute. I feel like that's not too taxing for people out there in the pursuit of true lust 😂

If you read this all the way through, please tell me about the worst date you've ever been on.