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Hereās the thing. Iām married. I have a bunch of kids. Iām mostly happy. Iām cute. Iām funny and smartā¦ā¦ Iām also bored as fuck.
What Iām looking for - someone to distract me during the day. I like voice calls while I do boring tasks. I wanna hear all your crazy stories, what music youāre into, what you made for dinnerā¦.and not how shitty your wife is. Youāre 35-45. Probably educated, a little sarcastic. Maybe with your own hobbies and life.
If youāre responding, leave me with whatever music or book youāre into at the moment. I love broadening my horizons.
Disclaimers - Donāt tell me youāre ādrug and disease freeā Iām not planing on meeting you and itās weird as fuck to lead with that. This isnāt Craigslist personals circa 2005.
I have great tits. If you ask to see them in the first 7 min Iām just gonna link you to my cashapp. No oneās ever called that bluff so Iām not actually sure how that would go downā¦.
Iāve led 10000 lives before I landed here. If you donāt have stories to tell we probably arenāt a match.
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