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39 [M4F] #NY - Not here to waste your time or mine.
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IndulgentGourmet is a male age 39 looking for a female in New York
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Ever read, "not here to change your situation or mine"? thats like the final move if everything goes well, and we all know everything never goes right, So let's rephrase: "Not here to waste your time or mine!", that shall sum our entire interaction, we shall respect each other time and effort. And if doesn't workout we can quit amicably. And that leads to Attraction! It’s the main dish at our emotional buffet. And I ain’t serving mystery meat, so I'm cool sharing a pic once I'm sure you aren’t some robot trying to scam my love.
Me in a nutshell?:
Age: 39, feels 29 on good daysLocation: CT/NY(It's complicated).
Relationship Status: Happily married(Actually no but it sounds better)
Kids: Two! (My favorite form of chaos).
Hobbies: Biking, be it motor or pedal.
Quirks: Afraid of heights and the boogeyman. Still can't swim despite four valiant attempts. At this point, I think water's just not that into me.
Love: Italian food (Pizza is my spirit animal), running 5k (the after feeling, not the actual running), courtroom dramas (I object...to bad plots, Miranda rights makes me go week on my knees), non-fiction reads, and jokes so dark they scare my fears.
Seeking:
Age: 30 (Because wisdom?)RelationshipStatus:
Married (Let's be in the same boat, preferably one where I won’t have to swim).
Personality: Witty, invested in deep convos, and can probably rescue me at the pool.
Bonus: An attitude. All the captivating souls have it, and trust me, I've got the spirit level to handle the tilt.
So, if you’re still reading and haven't swiped left on this hot mess, let's chat!
Note: I have to read out the Miranda rights "I am not here to change your situation or mine, any attempt to do so by either parties will be struck down in the court of law"

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2 months ago