The about me:

I am 51 retired and trying to figure out what I will do for the next chapter. I am married with two kids and in a sexless marriage but like everyone else not looking to change my situation. I am looking to connect with someone and to build that trust with. I like to chat and of course sext (because what guys doesn’t). However, I do enjoy having great conversations and sharing my day. I want a long term partner here not a fly by night thing. I am 5’11 and 165. HWP. I exercise occasionally but not a gym guy. I am drawn towards submissive women. I am partly witty with a chance of sarcastic. I don’t like drama.

The about you:

I prefer you to be married and have kids. You must understand that real life comes first but that if we connect I will always make time for you. I prefer cute with little to no makeup as opposed to high maintenance and drop dead gorgeous. You must like to laugh and be witty as well. Please be content in your life in most cases. Don’t spouse bash because I am not either. Be able to flow with the conversation and even not be afraid to take the lead on a discussion from time to time. I don’t need a super model but prefer someone that is HWP. I don’t care if you are a busy executive or a stay at home mom but please be able to make time for us. Be open to chatting during the day, even about the most mundane of topics. Be comfortable in your skin.

If any of this sounds like you, send me a message. Would love to chat and get to know you. Ladies if you send me a pic of your tits you go to the bottom of the stack…wait WTF did I just type. I am kidding…maybe.