First off. I know I am battling against a numbers game. It's Saturday night and if you are looking at reddit now things might be pretty dire.

Secondly. I understand that inorder to get someone to answer a message like this something engaging needs to be on the line. Sometimes little things make the standard so much more entertaining. Today I went to two basketball games. Neither were high standard but fun was had at both. If I am honest I would have preferred to be day drinking in a park. But parenting takes over.

I'm a married 40 year old white guy. A professional working man with an office, an interest in international politics, record stores, fancy locally made ice cream with a bad habit of trawling of reddit.

I'm funny, confident in my own skin and mind, plus I have an appropriately dry sense of humour. So you know, you won't need to spend hour upon hour stroking my ... ego.

I'm bearded and have good hair. I run or ride into work but that is it. no gym vibes from me. I do like playing with power dynamics. That will mean something to some people.

I guess that is my opening stanza. I'll wait and see if you are interested. I won't hold my breath. (because everyone knows solo breath play can be risky)