Is anyone else here just at the mercy of their partners phone addiction? Just trying to go out and have a good night and they’re just buried in Insta or TikTok or whatever stupid ass app it is. Lord. When did we as a species stop being able to just…talk to each other? Go out for a drink and just look at each other and appreciate the moment we’re living in? How many lost quality hours have each one of us suffered because of the phone? Yes I am completely aware of the irony here…asking for an online relationship while also bemoaning the same online-ness that has turned my marriage into a bland and boring routine. However, the point here is that, while aware of what this is, we are both able to actually communicate and appreciate the time we’re getting and not just get caught up in some other happening somewhere else. This should be fun and should fill the void left by our spouses constant scrolling (again. Irony is smacking me in the face. But it’s self aware irony!).

I’m a fun person. But I’ll be the first to admit I can’t compete with an ever-replenishing story and photo machine. But I don’t try to compete. I’m just looking for someone who’s tired of their partner just ignoring them and replacing them with social media. It drives me nuts and I miss that communication and connection which has long since disappeared.

I’m tall, lean, and I must admit confidently, quite attractive. Not tooting my own horn here but yeah…you’ll like the way I look. I take awfully good care of myself and I’m attracted to someone who does the same. I’m not afraid to share photos early into the convo because let’s be honest…there’s all types of people here and we all deserve to find someone who matches what we’re looking for.

So if you just want to put the phone down (but actually don’t because we won’t be able to talk) and just connect with someone who is tired of being unconnected, hit me up. I’ll talk your ear off and I hope you do the same.

Edit: I realize I misspelled off in the title but I can’t fix it please don’t hate me