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Okay will consider them after the sun goes down. My standards rise and fall with the sun 🌄 to 🌅 and I do be hungry sometimes.
I'm searching for the elusive connection and batteryflies with two or three women. My requirements are strict and probably only apply to the .01%. It's why I'm in this subreddit and not that sewer called Married & Flirting. In no particular order 🥁:
-Must be able to drink more than 2 Cutwaters in 1 sitting.
-Must make between 75k and 100k. Yes ladies it's pretty damn easy. 1,500 $3.99 subscriptions gets you across the finish line. 1,499 if you get in my DMs quickly.
-Must be into BDSM. No thats not Baking Donuts Sausage and Meatloaf, Torta.
-Available nights, weekends and federal holidays.
-Isnt afraid to catch feelings. My last thing ended bc they weren't ready to admit their feelings for me. It wasn't until the nice and professional Officers at the Los Angeles Police Department were able to explain the situation better did I decide it wasn't worth my time.
-Has done this before. I don't want an online affair Virgo.
-Has kids. It's the best way to prove that you put out.
- Is in my time zone. See above about sun up to sun down.🌮
-Actually has that $750 gift card to Shein.
-Once we become offishal isn't afraid to tell the other women to Scram, get out of here he doesn't want to talk to you. Secretly I do though.🤫
Go Padres⚾
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