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I'm looking for a spoopy-season loving surrogate partner to geek out with. Someone introspective, dedicated to self-improvement and emotional intelligence but in the proverbial (and dreaded) roommate situation.
Someone who can accept praise and needs a partner who is cheesy, and verbally affectionate. An art-lover.
I want to go on virtual movie dates, and be a two person book club. I want to share playlists and watch shows together. I want to rub brains with you.
I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. A logophile, story-teller, illustrator, dungeon master, game-maker, inconsistent hyphenator, pun-lover, nerd, champion-of-the-serial-comma, and night owl. Iām progressive, pro-choice, pro-science, anti-fascist, and sex-positive. I'm left of Bernie, an atheist and ex-cultist, and a progressive.
I read, write, draw, rave about geeky things (seriously, I need someone open to impromptu Ted-talks about nerd shit). I'm very strong, love bad weather, weed, D&D, stale diner coffee at two in the morning, hippies, bohemians, and foreplay for its own sake, puns, nerdery, books, bookstores, movies-so-terrible-they're-wonderful, movies-that-are-actually-wonderful, bohemians, hippies, piercings, unnatural hair-colors, tattoos (designing my first as we speak), dorky bad-asses, geeks, gamers, dreamers, serial-comma-enthusiasts, and portmanteaus.
Full confession I love candy-corn and I need you to be OK with that.
My kink is explicitly expressed consent and my limit is anything less than egalitarian parity.
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