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Hey there, fabulous internet dwellers! I’m a dad, which means I’ve got a PhD in dodging Lego pieces and a minor in negotiating bedtime. I’m on the hunt for a long-term online relationship—preferably with someone who appreciates dad jokes and can handle the chaos that is my life!
I’m available more than a pizza delivery guy on a Friday night. Let’s chat about everything from the meaning of life to whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it totally does if you like it!). I promise to keep you entertained with my best dad puns and tales of the video game escapades I’m currently involved in.
What I’m Looking For: I’d love to connect with someone over 30 who’s open to catching feelings and navigating this wild world of online affairs—because let’s be real, we’re both in this unique boat together. Must also be married, like me, and ready for some light-hearted fun without the drama!
If you’re looking for someone who can make you laugh, share a meme or two, and maybe even binge-watch a series while discussing which superhero would win in a fight (I’m convinced it’s Spider-man), let’s connect!
Looking forward to our future virtual shenanigans!
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