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Yes, you read that right. I feel like I have had such great success with what could conventionally be considered dysfunctional relationships on this sub that I have started to enjoy them. However, I am also an eternal optimist who tends to think that this time it's going to be different except it usually isn't. This has made me compile a list of all the different types of people which I tend to vibe with:
- The "Wham, Bam, Thank you, Sir" type: Makes it abundantly clear that they're here for the slow burn and then texts you mid way through an orgasm in the first week.
- The "Woe is Me" type: The glass is always half empty and everything is always everyone else's fault. Is always the victim, blah blah blah
- The "I am a Unicorn" type: Believes that they are too good to be here and lets you know how they're doing everyone a favor by being here. The irony is not lost on this one.
- The one message a day types: They are obviously looking for a "deeper connection" but only want to put in the effort to go skin deep. A common accompanying symptom is the constant complaint about how hard it is to find someone.
- The "Going Out For Cigarettes" types: They will tell you how much they like you, send you long messages, confess their love for you and then block you while you are asleep.
If one or more of the above mentioned types apply to you and you are looking for a sane, witty and sarcastic dude for target practice, please apply within. Your timezone shouldn't matter as I should be the one making all the effort to talk to you. I am in PST myself btw.
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