I know why you're here.

You opened this ad because you've posted here before. Not just once, but several times. Within minutes, your inbox gets flooded some good, well-thought-out responses, but also SO many poorly/hastily/lazily written DMs from people who clearly didn't read what you wrote, plus ALL the unsolicited nudes and catcalls that are just exhausting to go through. But still, you go through it because "There must be someone out of all these guys that's good, and can make laugh, and is a good listener, and is also attractive." You reach out to 2-3 guys and start chatting, but it fizzles within a couple days, and then you're just too exhausted to even go back and read all the other DMs you kept getting while you were talking with those 2-3 prospects.

Then you're back to square one.

You post again. This time with more clear instructions to prevent responses from outside your area, outside your desired age range, single dudes, etc. But most of those dudes don't read past the second sentence in those posts, so you have to wade through the same junk in you inbox and get the same disappointing results. Then you repeat the cycle until you find yourself here.

So,

If you just want someone to make you feel seen, to make you feel listened to, to remind you how pretty you are, then let me hear from you.

If you just want someone who you are attracted to and can make you laugh when you're having a rough day, then let me hear from you.

If you just want someone who is in a similar enough DB/roommate situation that he'll understand what you're going through, but not a miserable human that will bring more drama to your life when you least need it, then let me hear from you.

If you just want someone who is confident enough in himself that he was emotional bandwidth and time for you, then let me hear from you.

Who am I?

I'm a married dad of two who travels frequently for work and would love to keep you company while you're at home or at work. I stay active, and take care of my body. I am curious, educated, respectful, and often quite silly man who can lead and carry a conversation. If we ever meet in person, I will probably ask to dance with you. Yes, I can dance. No, it doesn't matter if you think you don't have rhythm.

So this has gone way too long, so I'll leave you with this question. If you could describe yourself without saying anything about your looks. How would you describe yourself?

Also, what is something new you learned recently?

I can't wait to hear from you.