It's not saying much, but I'll take it.

Long story long, I am married and looking for something to put a bit of pep in my step on a daily basis. I want to have a pocket girlfriend who is more or less my ride or die, the Doc Holliday to my Wyatt Earp, the peas to my carrots, and the peanut butter to my jelly. I'm not a fan of putting tall orders out there but this is the kind of situation where you need to be picky and I am going to be picky, so here it goes:

I'm looking for a woman who can fit the following description:
Laid back
Attractive in a mom next door way
Witty
Educated
Intelligent (different than educated, think street smart vs. book smart)
Worldly
Available (doesn't need to be 24/7, but at least consistent)
35-50 (there is some wiggle room here)
Up on current events but not terminally online
Snarky/sarcastic/jaded (Once again, within reason, not looking for extremes)
Preferably brunette, tallish, anywhere from slight mom bod to fit, smaller to mid sized chest, and darker complexion.

I've found in the past that timezones can be a chore and then some and PST, MST and CST seem to be the easiest to work with. As mentioned before, I'm not looking to have a 24/7 conversation (it isn't off the table, but it needs to feel natural) but I would like to have a connection where there aren't days between messages (honestly, if it is longer than a day and a half without any heads up I'll just assume it's a ghost situation and move on). I don't expect you to be available on the weekends or to carve out time after work if it would be out of character because I'm more concerned with OPSEC and keeping a low profile in the eyes of those around us.

Swapping pics sooner than later is preferred, but I know sometimes you need a day or two to figure out if there is a good enough vibe to even get to that point, so no pressure on that front.

For everything I am looking for I am bringing the same to the table because I'm not big on batting out of my league. I'm also on the nerdier side of things in my hobbies and interests but not to the extreme, so if you're not opposed to the nerdier side of things we are cookin' with peanut oil.

Have your people call my people and we can set something up!