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I mean it’s officially Spooky Season right?
I’m legitimately a sexy DILF and I’m on a bit of a slutty witch hunt. Care to take my broom for a spin? 🧹
Maybe you’re tired of the gym and we could exercise your demons together. 😈
If you’re starting to feel haunted… let’s do a little ritual together and get you a Release. 👻
At the end of the day if you’re worried about the moon, I’ll happily lock you up and watch you turn… 🌕🐺
Ok that’s enough! It’s Friday. It’s October. You get the vibe!
Did you survive the cringe!? Sorry, my fingers started moving of their own accord, it was a very on theme out of body experience! Anywho!!
I’m 34. I’m married. I’ve got kids, and my favorite thing about me is being their dad. What else do you need to know? Reading and fitness. These are things I value and probably just won’t have much to connect on with someone if we can’t align on at least these things.
Caveat!! I’m not Adonis! I’m fit. I’m handsome. But I’m debating whether it’s worth changing all of my life habits to have a six pack before I die 🤔 I’m no stranger to CrossFit, I can out box most amateurs, annnnnd I wanna be friends as much as lovers!
With that. I’m out!
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