Seriously, this place used to be be filled with so much good energy and sexy people.. lets bring that back!!

Im Married and mingling! Here is my laundry list of demands like most of the women and some men post- hold on to your granny panties, here it goes.

• Please do not take care of yourself mentally or physically. There’s nothing worse than having a woman who has pride in her appearance. The mirror thought of a woman with a pretty smile and a nice bubble butt (team pancake cheeks only!)makes me wanna throw up in my mouth. And I love mental instability. Please be an emotional roller coaster who lies about some faux version of exclusivity and wanting to fall in love LMAO unwilling to take responsibility for her actions. This is a must. This is obviously the preferred method to just being laid-back and going with the flow and matching energy… Duh.

• As much as women want to be treated like a pocket porn star I desire to be treated like a pocket psychiatrist. Please just dump on me one sided your problems at home, work and social life. The cherry on top of all this is monosyllabic responses. I love sending a voice note to receive a “lol”.

• Lets NOT create our own world of escapism. Like talking all day, flirting. Sharing the highs in the lows. Undeniable carnal attraction… That shit for the birds. Send me a selfie so I can just pull down my pants and disprove every stereotype! Let’s do that instead. I’ve done this with fair results from play sessions lasting days to multiple year encounters and trust me. This is the winning recipe to making something last…

All that to say, if you’d like your men with humor, dark as their skin, fit, funny and looking for something legit. Shoot your shot if you’re a cutie with a booty (HWP or close, sorry bbw queens!)walk to my DM‘s if your cutie with the booty that we scrubs for living, run… ONLY other app I use a snap.