Too much blah blase blah about connections and sparks, finding someone to think endlessly about, have intimate conversations with, fill in their blanks, catch butterflies with....nah no quiero (that's french for don't want just FYI).

I'm over here quiero'ing all the feelings for:

-fits that result in having lamps & other household items thrown at me.

-I like 40 . As in 40 missed texts.

-Rage that starts and ends with tears.

-"Who TF is she???". "I hope you die".

-Eye rolls NOT caused by sex.

-Face slapping. Just like physical assault minor enough not to involve the 🚨.

-I love PDO. Public Displays of Outburst.

-Has the overzealous jealous.

-My precious car is gonna be scratched one way or another bc those 💅 are always 🔥.

Okay bonus points if your drive a Nissan Altima. Ultimate Toxica energy.

He doesn't want your red flags...bring them all to me!