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Lately I've been feeling like the heroine from this tale. Sucking it up after yet another crisis, donning a burnt paper bag, and tricking the dragon, only to walk off into the sunset alone. It's exhausting.
I tend to overthink these posts, so I've decided for this one, I'm going to do it all wrong and just say the things I truly want to say. I'm a married mom and generally feel very alone, and I'm looking for a bestie, who makes me laugh, who I can have cute inside jokes with, who I absolute cannot wait to tell about my day. I am not going to leave my marriage here, but I'm looking to add some extra happiness to my life.
I'm also a very sexual person, and I need someone who loves dirty talk. The truth is that I cum much harder when someone is calling me a good girl. I'm sexy and adventurous, and being compatible sexually is also really important to me. However, without all the friendship and bonding I'm not really interested in the sexy part. If you only message when you need to get off you aren't for me.
As a person I'm funny, sweet, smart, and very emotionally honest. I could list things that I need in a partner, but honestly, a list of qualities doesn't seem to go very far in how well we vibe. I'd like you to be handsome, confident, empathetic, and funny though. Age wise I'd prefer you to be between 30 and 50. And if you have nice hands and know how to photograph them, I'm probably already in love with you.
I never know if I'll get 5 messages or 300, so I'm going to add a little skill testing question to see if you are able to put in some effort, what was the name of the prince in the story?
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