I apologize I do not know how to make it look like a regular multiple choice questionaire. Maybe you Reddit peeps can tell me how. I looked up Markdown and that wasn’t working either. 🤷‍♂️ I apologize for the editing.

1. Which of the following personality traits would you say you are most looking for in your next OA? A) Bad Boy - someone who is dangerous and thrilling to text B) The Adventurer - a guy who is exciting and always looking forward to next great thing C) The Artist - A guy who moves your emotions and is enigmatic and complex. D) The Successful Guy - A guy who provides a great, deep conversation about politics, stock markets, and the global price of commodities. E) The Regular Guy - A guy who is down to earth, loyal, and humble

2. When you get to the point that it is time to get frisky with your newly OA, what kind of animal do you want him to most resemble? A) Lion, because of his roaring and ferociousness B) A bear, because he is so soft and cuddly C) A Sloth, because he is kinda lazy and slow D) An Octopus, because he can everywhere all at once E) A Rabbit, because he wants to have fun all of the time

3. When it comes to the type of OA Dad you are looking for, who best resembles your “type.” A) Tim the Toolman (Home Improvement) — A “real man,” opinated, family man B) Danny Tanner (Full House) — funny, caring, but maybe just a bit cheesy. C) Phillip Banks (Fresh Prince) — Maybe a little temper, passionate, but has a tender side if you can bring it out in him. D) Cliff Huxtable (Cosby Show)— Successful, professional, hilarious, sarcastic E) Homer Simpson (Simpson) — Provides for his family, loves beer and football.

4. An article titled, “5 Things Happen to Couples Who Have Been Together a Long Time.” Which of the following would you like best to happen between you and your newly found OA partner? A) You and your partner develop your own private language B) You stop self-censoring around each other C) You start to sound like alike D) You start to look alike E) You have inside jokes that no else thinks are funny

5. What would be one thing you would like to work on with your new OA, if he were a car? A) His Motor - How long he can last B) His Stick Shift - How well he strokes it C) His Transmission - How well moves from one gear to the next D) His Body - How well he moves E) His wheels - How efficiently he takes turns

6. If the game of love was likened unto a circus, you would hope your new OA would be what? A) The Master of Ceremonies B) The lion tamer C) The clown D) The contortionist E) The Magician

— I have a lot more of these.

A little about me if you are really curious about responding: I am 41 yo, blue eyes. Married. Grey hair on the sides of my head (but I do have hair!). Father of human children. Athletic build. 6’1.” I enjoy sports, and running, and lifting heavy things just to put them down again. Have a steady job in a professional business I own and operate. Have time to text and talk throughout my day and evening. Love the outdoors.

I am looking for someone who is confidant in who they are. I am not really into BBW or thiccc or curvy, sorry that just isn’t my type. Someone who is happy most of the time. Someone who has her life together. If you don’t have kids then that is fine, but know that I do. Someone who can carry a conversation and won't be dependent on me asking all the questions. Someone who is good at communicating and can talk about more than the weather. Someone who is willing to share pictures and videos (both the SFW and NSFW) — I have found words on a page just doesn’t do it for me long term.

Telegram after a quick pic to check for compatibility.