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Ok. I know that was random, but come on. What woman at my age has the patience for uncomfortable pants? That's kind of how I see this whole OA thing. It should be comfortable and effortless. Want to be my leggings? (Get your mind out of the gutter...)
Now down to brass tacks. Of course I'm married, and no. I'm not looking for an exit affair. Physically, I'm 5'8" and about a size 18-ish with dyed black hair and 00ga lobe piercings. I'm super chill about most things, but super opinionated about others. Here are some things that I really care about:
Cats > Dogs
Concepts are far more interesting to talk about than activities
Creativity does not have to involve art
Waiting for your turn to talk is not listening
Taylor Swift is a smart business woman, but her music is totally mediocre and will be lost to time
Being sarcastic is not something to brag about and wear like a badge of honor.
Ok, leggings man, here's what I need from you:
Please be at least 40. I know. I know. You're a "very mature 34", but that's not the point.
Please live in North America. Time zones are a bitch.
Please be emotionally available. I'm not here for e-banging exclusively.
Please be cute. Seriously. I can't get behind dirty mirror bathroom selfies with unshowered dudes in gross t shirts with holes in them. Take some pride, my dude.
Most importantly, please be chill and have a personality.
Come on over. Let's get comfy.
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