Hey everyone!!

…. Perhaps it’s the universe telling me to stop this shit! My heart, on the other hand, says to the universe “🖕” and so here I am once again, asking you to be a real person with genuine feelings and a lust for the deeper connection!

EDIT: People, I’m ugly. If you are hung up on looks over personality, then it’s best that you keep on scrolling! 🤣 Carry on!…

A little about me..

I’m 5’11 (bordering 6’ even), 220lbs with a gut (don’t let my chair pics fool ya!), blond hair (with grays sprinkled in), blue eyes, a SCRUFFY (read: unkempt) beard with grays mixed in as well (I shave when I feel like it!). I work a mundane 8a-5p, M-F job but I have plenty of time throughout the day/evening to devote to this, so I hope you do as well! My hobbies are quite boring, and best left for another conversation. I think deep, and I feel deep. I don’t do shallow stuff in any aspect, so I’d love to find a woman who shares the same values! And speaking of which…

A little about you…

Your color, height, job status, financial situation or if you are a worldly traveler, makes NO difference to me. That’s superficial shit, and I’m not here for it. However, what DOES matter to me, and pretty much paramount to any decisions I make about going forward, is your emotional availability (please don’t get cold feet here. Have an open heart for feelings, if they do come about), your ability to carry a conversation (THIS.. this right here is a make or break topic. I don’t stick around for the one or two word replies every 30 minutes. I can’t do it, sorry), a willingness to catch feelings if it comes to that AND just be in a general position to be able to devote time to this! I do prefer someone 35 , but if you’ve been called an “old soul” more than once, I invite you as well! I like my woman on the BBW/plus side, but that’s not a hard requirement and I won’t discriminate there! The rest can all be talked about in future conversations!

So, in closing I’d like to say PLEASE, for the love of Mel Brooks, don’t start out of the gate with sex stuff. It’s a turn off, and I’m not looking for a one night stand. Also, one or two word starter messages will be ignored with a quickness. It shows laziness and the inability to read this ad (I.e not being able to carry on a conversation). Respect and understanding goes a long way with me, as I will definitely return the energy tenfold!

Good luck out there everyone, and I look forward to hearing from my one person!