Hi!

I’ve been here before but it’s been a quite a while. Not trying to uproot your life or mine. Now, let’s see if I can make a half-decent post.

About me:

• Married for roughly 10 years

• In Southeast US

• 2 kids under 10

• I’m someone who stays busy but I will always make time for you throughout the day.

• Conventionally attractive/ don’t have any tattoos or piercings or cool haircuts sorry :(

• I run at least 3 times a week

• Not really into BDSM or super kinky stuff. I just like a good ole fashioned weinerin’ (kiiiiiidding geez, also not a pillow princess)

• Not exclusively here for the sexual aspect of these types of relationships but willing to build to that ✨organically✨

• I pretend I’m funny and love to banter

• Not trying to brag but my 18 year old sister said I was really cool and fun for an “old person” (that stung a bit)

What I’m looking for:

I’m not afraid of feelings so I want you to know that coming in. I’m also a bit needy and would love someone who can match my energy in that aspect.

• Someone who’s married and has children. We both need to have something at stake here. Keeps things safe.

• Have something going for you in life. I don’t care if you’re blue or white collar. Tell me about your work and any workplace drama (I live for the goss)

• I’m not into smokers of any kind, sorry!

• Be attractive and take care of yourself. Doesn’t mean you have to have a flat stomach or abs. I can enjoy a nice dad bod 🤍

• If you can only reply to me during the weekday, then respectfully, I’m not for you.

• Be funny pleeeeaaaase. I cannot deal with dry messages.

• Have a good taste in music (mine’s superior) so I can add it to my playlists.

• Looking for someone around 28-42

• Preferably someone on EST but okay with CST

Little FYI: I can see your comment history 🫥