I feel like this is a question that separates the wheat from the chaff.

For me, medium rare is the only way to go when it comes to steak. Living in the south, for whatever reason, I see so many people get their steaks well done. Why even bother at that point? Medium, I suppose I could handle. Anything else is blasphemy.

When I first moved to the Deep South, I went to a steakhouse. A family sat beside us, two older sons and a mom and dad. And I don't mean children. These were grown men. One of the sons ordered his steak well done. That's red flag #1. Then when it came to the table…he ate it with his fucking hands. As if it were a cheeseburger. Double-fisting that bastard. And dipping it into ketchup. Savages. Can you imagine?

Anyway, enough about red meat. I’m 42, married, college educated, liberal, and a damn good time.

I’m super laid back, I’ve been told I’m handsome but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’ve got some pretty amazing blue eyes (no, really), a goatee, 6’, 250. I’m pretty fucking funny, I have a sharp wit and I love puns. I’d also like to think I’m pretty damn sweet and charming.

Preferences? I legit adore big girls and not as some fetish. I truly appreciate a soft tummy, thick thighs, back rolls, and the whole nine. Most guys are in it for the T&A when they say they like big girls. Not me. Give it all to me. Chubby? Thick? BBW? Plus size? Yes, please.

I’m into all kinds of stuff, movies, music, TV, books. I just finished the latest Stephen King book, which I thoroughly enjoyed. I'm starting to watch spooky stuff because spooky season is around the corner. I REALLY like spooky stuff. Saw some great horror flicks over the last year as well. Talk To Me, anyone? What a bonkers ride that was.

If you enjoyed my story time and are interested in getting to know me and maybe even being my secret online girlfriend someday, leave me a chat or a PM and we’ll take it from there!