I recently took a “Spirit Animal” text. Turns out I am a bear. Which probably is one of my favorite animals. Wouldn’t it be cool to raise a bear cub from birth and have it be like your little dog, but it is a bear!!! They just look SOO cuddly! This is what the end of the quiz said, “As a spirit animal in touch with the earth and the cycles of nature, it is a powerful guide to support physical and emotional healing.” Bam. Take that!! I am a powerful guide to support and physical and emotional healing. I bet your spirit animal doesn’t do that!

Speaking of bears, I saw an instagram reel the other day and it made me literally laugh out loud. (Not the figuratively literal, I really laughed out loud!). Imagine this, a woman was doing the dishes and is shows her looking off into space, and it said, “what a mom thinks.” It then proceeds to list out everything a mom has to do: pick up kids, make dinner, clean the house, read to the toddler before bed, help the teenage daughter with a boy problem, etc. And then it shows the Dad doing the dishes looking off into space and it said, what a Dad thinks and I quote, “I think I could beat up a bear……maybe not a Grizzly bear, but a black bear.” It was funny and really accurate. I think I could beat up a black bear, at least I have scared my fair share of them away by my huge gigantic muscles. (If you believe that, then I have some magic beans for you.)

I am in moderate to good shape. I recently have built a home gym and it has been great. Sometimes it is hard to get motivation all by myself, so you wanna help with that? I don’t have any hot mamas to impress at the gym, like anyone is looking at 41 yo with greying hair anyway? Although if Hugh Jackman was working out, I can guarantee some ladies would be checking him out! If only all I had was three hours a day to workout, then maybe I could look like that. But you know, I actually have to work and be a Dad, so that gives the workouts get lower priority.

I enjoy running and just being active. My kids keep me very busy with all their activities. It is a workout just to keep up with them! I love being a Dad and being involved. Is there really anything better in life than have your four year old running up to you after work and giving you a hug hug welcoming you home??? He has this funny thing where he has to be first to give me a hug, so when I come home, I run to avoid hugs from everyone else so he can be first. It is a big game coming home from work!

Do you have anything that just bugs you? The little annoyances of life that really shouldn’t bother you, but they really do? Like when you pull a sticky tag from a product you just bought and it leaves a little sticky residue. Or when people smoking their cigarette and throw the butt on the ground and smash it with their foot. Come on, please use the garbage. I feel the same way about people throwing their gum on the ground too. I hate people who litter. Don’t get me started on driving. The Slow driver person, at least go the speed limit! The terrible parking person, who parks on the line, so no one can park next to them. The forever turn signal person, who has their blinker on driving down the highway and forgot to turn it off 5 miles ago when they passed a semi. Don’t get me started about bad driving.

I am generally just looking for someone to connect with; emotionally, physically, intellectually, sexually, etc. I think attraction is paramount. I am not one of those, “Hey let’s text for days and then exchange pics,” only to realize that attraction is not mutual. Let’s get that awkward exchange out of the way quickly. I am not into BBW, or thiccc, or curvy types. Sorry, that is just not my type. Good communication is necessary. I HATE asking all the questions. I am inquisitive by nature, and I like to learn from others, but it gets boring if all I do is ask questions. I would hope you like to exchange pictures and videos often (both the SFW and NSFW variety when we get there). Preferred and only communication platform is Telegram.