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39[M4F] Northeastern US - I'm looking to take over your heart, or at least your spare time
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The_Stoney_Unicorn is a male age 39 looking for a female
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That's what I'm looking to do here. Looking for some special ladyperson that wants to work together to build something you might not even know you need. You may have this me sized hole somewhere inside your brain. I consider this secret pocket person to be one of my most specialest people in my telephone, so of course I'm going to want to put my all into it. I take this very serial. My way of doing most things can be a little different than others would do. Sometimes for the better, sometimes not, but I found a different way to get the same thing done!

I'm difficult to describe, in that I'm a little bit of everything, but will claim to be no one thing. It's kinda like how we are going to find what we get ourselves into difficult to describe. It's like an amorphous something, ever changing, being just what we need and when we need it. Things just work a little bit when you let them. I'm a man that's never really in a rush to get anywhere. I enjoy taking my time, moreso when I'm enjoying whatever it is I'm doing. Finding ways to make things or feelings last a little. Chill is a pretty good word for describing me. I don't let much bother me, I'm not easy to offend, I'm stoic in some ways, super silly in others, I don't take myself too serious and enjoy making people laugh even if it's at my own expense. I like to think I'm sort of new age medicine man. I got some things, some ways to make you feel good, and keep things feeling good.

I'm fascinated by the mind and how it works, how it messes with you, how things can change, effect it. Learning about messed up minds, how to make them better, stronger. So like I said I'm not in any rush, we're going to make it through the awkward introduction, spend the first week learning about eachother as humans, learn a little bit of our schedules and routines, see how we fit and where abouts we fit. I did say I have a bit of a process, it also lines up with going through the MPAA rating system. Working our way from PG up through the adult rated R. Things take time, I take some time, you're not just going to understand what's going on around here. Just go with it, you just might enjoy yourself!

Are you a lady person that doesn't take themselves too seriously, around 35-45, like to think, maybe you're creative, have a few sides to discover, maybe your a parent, a loving wife, missing a little something, have a little bit of time and bandwidth to be a little selfish, the ability as well as capabilities to maintain a longterm something-ship, communication skills preferred but not necessary, like to be bright and colorful, a little bit of a tasteful tease, and some patience perhaps.

Does any of that sound like you, or sorta like you, or just want to come hang out for a little, come say hi. Tell me what brought you to reddit, or what your early memories of the interwebs was? I used to be hackerish on the AOLs, hangout in chat rooms peddling music before Napster, buy phone cards to call my internet gf. I was like 12 or 13.

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a male
Age
39
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a female
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