Back for $18,000 and a shot at the title…

Hi. Like everyone here, I’m just not getting my needs met at home. I’ll spare you the details, but what I’m looking for is someone to make me smile again. Someone I can talk to and chat about my day with, and hear about their day, too. You want to complain about your jerk boss? Great, I hate him already. Ideally this easy, fun connection will flow into a chemistry that will let us have other types of conversations as well, if you catch my drift.

To make this really easy, here’s me in list form: - White - 5’3” - Curvy (Plus size? BBW? I don’t know what word to use these days, but my thighs around your head would genuinely end you) - Redhead - Tattoos - Glasses - Professional/career-oriented - I’m HBIC, so I’m financially independent - Educated but blue collar roots, so a little rough around the edges - Funny. I know, humour is subjective, but strangers have told me I should do stand up and I trust them - Bratty. Listen, my mouth gets in me trouble. But maybe you know how to deal with that 😉

You: - 25 - 40 - Also married - Pretty open to all body types, although I’m most attracted to slim/fit/average/a little chunky (is anyone else tired of the expression ‘dad bod’?) - Educated/articulate - Funny (I know I’m funny enough for the both of us, but ideally you can make me laugh, too) - Able to carry a conversation (back to hell with you if you’re guilty of multiple one word responses)

Did you make it to the end? Have a cookie. If you think we’d vibe and are interested in chatting about your life/scary movies/books/niche conspiracy theories, drop me a line and tell me about the last rabbit hole you fell down. (Mine? Two words: Rita Crundwell.)