If you can look passed the stained mattress and assortment of rusty tools, you’ll come to see it really is a little quaint pleasant vehicle of debauchery, pick your poison and you’ll find it amply supplied. (420 friendly too even though it’s illegal here, there’s no fun without a little risk?)

You can rummage through the previous owners dusty tapes to find our road trip mixtape as we drive into the endless sunset. Granted we may have to hit up a store or two Bonnie and Clyde style for cash and road snacks but hey! we only live once! And I swears it to ya I’m gunna show ya the world see!

All jokes aside, I just want to find a weirdo that matches my weird. Crying with laughter from inside jokes and memes. I want to feel that blood rush you get when madly in love and infatuated with that person. Stealing each other away from our mundane days with those hits of pure dopamine and unfiltered adoration. Fiending for the next time.

From the European flavour but you can be anywhere, it is online after all. I’m Tall, shaved head with a beard. Strong hands. I do prefer women on the curvier side of life, the bigger the peach the sweeter the juice or however that saying goes. If politics runs your whole personality then we won’t be a match there are far more pertinent, wondrous and exhilarating things to talk about and occupy one’s mind then dusty plain lame Jane politics.

I love to cook, from classical French to Indian and beyond (yes I will judge you HARD for pineapple on pizza we don’t want your types around these here parts) my music tastes are scattered far and wide. But can be picky with TV shows (had my heart broken by GoT)

If this cacophony of calming chaos speaks to you, seek medical attention, immediately lol. Also chats or messages are fine. Please be conversation literate, and please no one word answers/replies.

So all you have to do is answer this simple, little, question. . .

Are you getting in or what?