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UnpleasantOtter is a female age 28 looking for a male
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We’ve almost made it through the week! It’s a beautiful fall morning, I just got done walking the dog, and I’m pouring my favorite coffee. Come keep me company 😊

About me: - 28, married mom, living in the Midwest - Light eyes, blonde hair, nice smile, body by pilates - Enjoys both old lady hobbies and outdoor activities - Never met a stranger, love to ask questions, happy to swap pics - Discreet and understanding, have had a couple of good connections here - Desperately missing that butterfly inducing connection with an almost-perfect OA

What makes an almost-perfect OA you ask?

The ideal(ish) OA man: - Between 25 and 40, in the US, a married dad - Open to real feels, wants a long term connection - Is great at engaging in conversation (one liners make me cry) - Generally considered attractive, takes care of himself mentally and physically - Wants a kind, slightly clingy, also attractive, sometimes funny OA partner

Bonus points are given for good jokes, short facial hair, tattoos, big arms, and blue collar men. Points taken away for one word responses, not having kids, not being married, 6hr time differences.

Ideally, we talk as much as we can, we send each other pics, we eventually talk on the phone, we fall madly in lust, become best friends, and worry about what happens next when we get there. Let me know if you wanna hop on this ride with me 😘

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Profile updated: 20 hours ago

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They Are
a female
Age
28
Looking For
a male
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1 month ago