As I sit here trying to think of what to write, I am at a loss for words. Instead of trying to come up with some nifty ad to try and attract your attention, I’m going to use this space to write exactly how I’m feeling and what I’m hoping to find. Just brutally honest, off the cuff, unapologetically me. Honesty is the best policy, right? I can only hope someone out there feels the same way as I do. So here goes nothing….

Look, if you’re reading this, chances are there’s something missing in your relationship or life and you’re hoping to emotionally and sexually connect with someone who feels the same way. Maybe you’re even in a situation that will never change and you find yourself here wondering if you can fill that void. Or maybe you’re just looking for some fun. One way or another something brought you here. Something missing, something eating at your emotions. If you feel any of these things and more, I want you to know that you’re not alone. I hate being repetitive, but I’m definitely not looking to change your situation or mine. But I can say that what I’m looking for might be slightly different than what some people want here. Please, I’m not judging anyone, just trying to stand out from the crowd.

What am I looking for? Shit man, what aren’t I looking for? I’ll admit, I’m a lonely guy, and I admit that I really love conversations. I’m not the type that will send you one sentence responses. I want to get to know you, what’s inside of you, what you feel in your heart, what your hopes are. I really guess I am looking for that “soulmate” connection. Sometimes I wonder if I can really find that here, but I have to try. I just know there’s someone out there that wants the same.

So before I type a novel here (which I can easily do), I’ll say a bit about myself and the personality traits I’m hoping to find in someone for a true lasting relationship and I’ll wrap this up with a bow and a kiss.

Physically, I’m chonky. What can I say? I’m addicted to carbs. That’s not to say I’m obese, but don’t expect a hunk.

My personality traits are as follows. I’m hoping to find the same in someone:

*Compassionate *Huge love for the arts *Existential thinker *Caring *Put others before myself *Love metal, jazz and anything dark (horror movies, books, macabre, etc) *Love to cook, but hate to bake *Chatty *Open-minded *Politically left *Genuine interest in knowing someone *Goofball (I have a HUGE sense of humor) *Polite, friendly

I realize not all of these are traits, but you get the idea.

So I guess to finalize I should say that I am looking to move to another app pretty quickly as reddit chat is not the best. Not all of these are requirements.

If you’re out there, can you see me waving from over here? Wave back if you see me…

*Only looking for someone married preferably with children. *NOT into big age gaps.

Speaking of honesty, I technically posted this yesterday so this isn’t a live “off the cuff” post, but my feelings haven’t changed!