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It’s one of those gloomy, rainy days in my part of the world—the kind that practically begs you to cozy up with a warm drink at a local cafe. And wouldn’t you know it? I’ve got an extra seat at my table, just waiting for you.
You’ll find your new table mate to be 5’8”, about 125 (admittedly thin, but I get larger where it counts 😉) with brown hair cut neatly in a high fade. My best features are my eyes and an incredible ability to make the best microwave popcorn you’ve ever had.
I’ve been told that I get along with everyone (it’s true honestly, I like people 😌). I’m very relaxed and a good listener.
Ideally, I’d like to share my table with someone between 25-35, and in the EST. However, these are not deal breakers. 😁
Now for the boring part. I am married with no kids. I’m not looking to change my situation or yours. Please be within 25 and 37. I’m in the EST but open to any time zone.
If you’ve read this far, DM with your favorite seasonal drink from Starbucks. Mine is a dirty chai latte with two pumps hazelnut. 😋
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