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Are you a master of emojis, voice notes, and sending “good morning” texts that actually brighten my day? Do you have a sharp sense of humor, a soft spot for romance, and the ability to keep up a conversation even when we’re in different time zones? If so, congratulations—you might just be the AP of my dreams!

Expectations Daily Digital Banter: Must excel at witty text exchanges, sending the perfect meme, and dropping a well-timed GIF that makes me laugh out loud (not just type "LOL"). If you can communicate with humor and charm through a screen, you’re golden.
Romantic Text Specialist: You’ll need to craft heart-melting goodnight messages, surprise me with a thoughtful Spotify playlist, or send random cute texts just because. A well-placed “I was thinking about you” can go a long way in this role.
Long-Distance Communication Expert: Whether it’s texting, FaceTime, or voice notes, you’ll be in charge of keeping the convo flowing. Ghosting is ✨strictly✨ prohibited. If you’re great at deep talks but can also chat about random stuff like “What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?”—you’re a perfect fit.
Virtual Date Planner:Organize Netflix watch parties, share YouTube links for us to laugh over, and schedule virtual hangouts where we can play games or just talk for hours. Creative ideas for online dates get major bonus points!
Virtual Problem Solver: Handling misunderstandings with patience, maturity, and a solid Wi-Fi connection. We can’t resolve conflicts through emojis alone, so being able to talk things out is key.

My ideal wants:
- Must have a killer sense of humor that translates well into text and memes.
- Fluent in both romance and sarcasm, with the ability to make me feel special even from hundreds (or thousands) of miles away.
- Pro at texting back in a timely manner and can keep a conversation going without disappearing for days.
- Like women who are of a light caramel complex and curves in the right places. - Experience with virtual dates (Netflix and chill via video call is a plus) and the occasional surprise voice note that makes me smile.
- Strong emotional intelligence. Can handle tough conversations and offer support when needed—without needing a physical hug (although, virtual hugs are a plus).

Perks of me: - Unlimited voice notes, memes, and daily virtual affection. Yes, I’m married but have plenty of time and OPSEC - A drama-free online relationship with someone who’s all about communication and keeping things fun and exciting, even through a screen.
- Regular virtual check-ins to make sure we’re both happy, feeling connected, and staying on the same page. Making sure you are reading this..tell me your favorite season. - Occasional surprise selfies or photos that let you know I’m thinking about you. -Lover of sports. I watch Football, Hockey, WWE and more!

Slide into my DMs with more than just “Hey.” Show me your humor, your charm, and maybe even your favorite meme. If you can nail the art of sending a perfect text that makes me smile, I might say “hi!”

Do not send me shirtless photos or ones of your hot dog. Gross lol.