I'm not a fan of all of Bauhaus's work, but there's a reason Bela Lugosi's Dead is iconic. Oh and the music video for She's in Parties. I tell you what, 2010s emo kids don't hold a candle to how dramatic these guys are. It's great.

Anyway, 39 year old childless cat lady here (iykyk). I've been married for 11 years, and it's pretty much the same story as everyone else, so we'll skip that. I am educated and have a stable and demanding career. In fact, you should know that I'm virtually unavailable during working hours. Despite how I might come across, I'm a super affectionate person, I can find something I like in almost anyone, and when I care about someone, I make sure they know that.

Physically, I've been called pretty and I'm also chubby, but I'm not grotesque. I'm moderately tattooed, and I heard the best style description a little while ago. In-goth-nito. Isn't that just the best? Like I wear a lot of black and listen to goth music, but I wish I could be that person wearing giant boots and ostentatious eye liner. I love true crime, internet mysteries, ttrpgs, and making things, so if you like any of those too, we're off to a good start.

I don't have a list of demands for a partner here. That would be silly. Basically be in your 40s or early 50s and live in North America for time zone purposes. I'm in mountain time, but due to my early to bed, early to rise schedule, I find people on the east coast easier to sync up with. Please do not have a shred of MAGA/Qanon bullshit going on (or whatever the Canadian equivalent is.) I don't want to discuss politics, but I want to know you're not a fucking nut job (for that reason anyway.)

I do have preferences as far as physical appearances are concerned, but it's not hard and fast, so let's just exchange pictures early and go from there. Ok. Ok. Ok. I'm going to say one thing here and don't come for me. I'm not trying to be mean. There's a difference between having a "dad bod" and being obese, but I find the two are used interchangeably a lot around these parts. That's all I'll say. If we vibe, we can move to telegram.

But for now. I leave you with: 🦇🎶 White on white translucent black capes. Back on the rack. Bela Lugosi's dead. The bats have left the bell tower. 🎶🦇