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Hello…

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Hello… oh good, it seems to be working this time. I’m 45, CST, and if you will give me a few minutes of your time I’d like to propose something. This might not be a fit for everyone, but that’s ok.

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So, I have a few things about me I’d like to share. First off, I love to write, am a bit of a bookworm, and have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Sir, please stop rolling your eyes, this is for the women, you will have a chance.

Ok, back to about me. I’m looking for a friendship first. Someone I can share my day with, I’m a visual person, and I love to share photos of what I am doing, I’d hope you would want to do the same. I love to talk about anything, the deep stuff…

I agree, that’s what she said.

Ok, back at it. I’m a father, my dog is my best bud, expect lots of photos. I love trashy reality TV and white claws.

hushed laughter from the peanut gallery

Anyway, moving on. I have a job I love, but lots of free time for you. I’m fittish, it’s a word I made up, deal with it. I try and exercise, but my love of good food wins sometimes. The same from you would be great, we aren’t perfect, but we try.

Ok, what about you? Open to sharing your days. Time for this. PLEASE have time. I need conversation, not the 8 or 10 scattered messages a day. Be willing to share a photo soonish, it matters that I can see who I am talking to. Have a sense of humor, a deep side too. Be open to sharing more, let’s shed the layers and masks we wear for everyone.

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Are you shooing me off the stage? God, fine. Let’s chat, be friends, see what happens. No expectations, well maybe a few. I’m looking forward to hearing from you soon. Tell me something you have been into lately, I’ll respond in kind.

crinkles paper

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