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I really enjoy teasing and being teased. Maybe it is pretentious but there's really nothing hotter than someone who is clever and flirty. Use whatever metaphor works. An intense tennis/pickleball/volley sport of some kind? An improvised tango? Mah-jong?
You get it.
How can I demonstrate that I'm interesting. Well, this is reddit. No barriers of entry so ... uhh, if you have high expectations and a lot to lose then, lol. Consider your surroundings.
Two nights past I was bantering with this southern gal (her words, not mine) with great legs (her words, and I saw no reason to disagree). Today she's gone! Well, her account is gone. I assume she's fine.
Ghosting is disappointing; but consider the alternative. Two-to-six hours of self-created joy. What else were you going to do that was so much better than talking to an interesting stranger?
Reddit is like the time you meet an interesting stranger at an airport bar (my grandparents told me this used to happen). Are you going to completely change flights? Fuck no. Are you up for an adventure though? Hmmm...
See what I mean? So instead of high expectations, consider having high hopes.
I hope I get to meet a petite (5' 4" and under) smart, snarky, sarcastic woman in the DMV who also enjoys the BBC. Extra bonus points if you catch the double entendre in this paragraph. Oh no, you just missed it? Well, come hang out anyway. You can help me get a handle on my triple-entendre.
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