You can take the girl out of the cheaty world but you can’t take the cheaty out of the girl or however that adage goes.

I honestly don’t know why I’m here. It’s been almost a year. I don’t HAVE to find an AP. But damn, I’ve got the itch.

My previously terrible self confidence has increased to nearly unbearable levels. Buckle up pals, I’ve finally learned I can be picky, so take care when messaging because I won’t respond to dick pics or low effort intros.

About me:

Pretty(ish). Curvy(esque). Smart(er than this, but here I am). Completely unhinged and silly.

More specifics:

I’ve never been rejected by someone after a pic exchange or after an in person meet. In fact 3 times I’ve been told I’m better in person which really just tells me that I need to up my selfie game. My eyes are definitely the most striking feature I have, but tbh my lips would hold their own even without these eyes and the rest of my face isn’t bad. (Translation: I am decently pretty. I sometimes self deprecate but objectively you’re likely to find me attractive as long as you enjoy a little bit of curve, with a bonus that my boobs are fantastic).

I HAVE met every single one of my online flings that progressed beyond a week’s flirtationship, though meeting in person isn’t a dealbreaker. My opsec is airtight (wish I was too 🔥🥵) but I’m not cocky about it, I check myself regularly.

I’m vacillate between being a total slut (3 guys in one night? ✅) and then not caring about sex at all (refuse to put out for the hubby ✅). In fact, I’m demisexual and have never felt sexual attraction, though I really enjoy sex as a hobby. I even frequent a swingers club on occasion. I’ll talk sexy with you but I don’t want your dictures unless you’re moaning my name.

I like a lot of attention and I swing very subby, though I’m picky as hell and will absolutely demolish someone who tries to dom me without consent. I also NEED mental stimulation. If you can’t match me in a battle of the wits, please just move on.

So if you’ve read all that and STILL wanna shoot your shot (you masochist, you), send me a quick dm with your intro and what your favorite dinosaur is and why.