Its football season, LFG Steelers! In honor of that , what kinda play are you going to make this season?

Short pass: this is one of those casually chat for a couple days/weeks, with mehh attraction, things fizzle out nothing good nothing bad.

Hand off: Super basic. Maybe you finally replied to one of those copy and pasted messages out of sheer desperation. Not expecting much but sometimes, with a little razzle dazzle it potentially can go off to the end zone.

Incomplete pass: This is just a total swinging a mess. Mismatched vibes, no mutual attraction. Monosyllabic, generic questions, followed by questions on the color of your areolas or asking for money… Or even worse, one-sided attraction, meat missiles all up in your face without request. Or over clingy craziness… Total ick

Hail Mary: i’m sure 95% of the dudes in here get this lol but this is one of those last chance desperation plays. You were at your wits end. Tired of having good conversation and no attraction or attraction in the conversation is dry as a fart. Repost, mass messages,courier, pigeons, praying daily… Just hoping that someone catches you!

TOUCHDOWN: Look mama we made it.. the connection where you can’t stop checking your phone, the picture swap doesn’t make you wanna gouge your eyes out. Conversation is effortless. The laughs don’t stop, the attraction is undeniable. The vibe that makes you legitimately and naturally want to stop checking this app.

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