If your answer is anyone other than Christina Ricci, you're probably either too young or too old for me. (Though I do have to hand it to Jenna Ortega. She really kills it.)

Ok. Are the adults in the room? Fabulous. How's it going? I'm a cute 38 year old woman with a mildly alt look, a couple cats, no kids, and a tolerable decade long marriage, and I'm looking for a man who has an actual personality. I'm not here to put on a show so you can sit back and relax. I'm here to have a relationship that has some substance. Some give and take. Reciprocation, if you will.

I have a well established niche career that I'm well respected for, but have recently decided to say no to things I was doing that were criminally above my pay grade and am now much happier still doing a really good job, but also acting my wage. What can I say? I'm the extremely intelligent but AuDHD oldest daughter of a flaming narcissist. Of COURSE I'm going to have an unhealthy need for validation. (Seriously though. I neeeeed you to tell me you like me and that I'm smart and pretty and all the other good things regularly. I'll reciprocate.)

Anyway, you're a male identified person, living in North America who is within an age range that has shared generational experiences with an old as fuck millennial. Let's say 40-55. I HATE listing my preferred physical traits, but attraction IS important, so while it's not set in stone, if you're between HWP and muscular, have tattoos, an alt aesthetic, and a well groomed beard, chances are I'll find you attractive. But obviously I want to be attractive to you too, so we'll just exchange photos once we're convinced we're safe.

So... Let's listen to darkwave music, flirt shamelessly, discuss whether or not Bigfoot exists, and exchange YouTube videos that we find interesting (I do actually have a couple I like that are about Bigfoot.) Whatever we do, let's break through the white picket cage we're in and do it together with gusto.

Cheers! 🥂