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About me:

Physically, I'm 6'4 and 190lbs. I am clean cut with short dark brown hair, green eyes, and a nice smile with pretty teeth. I have the added bonus of being able to send you uniform selfies. I spend plenty of time working out and swinging axes, so I look good shirtless.

Personality wise, I'm easy going. I have a friendly demeanor and people describe me as being level headed. I smile a lot and I enjoy making people laugh. I have a quirky sense of humor. I enjoy order and routine and I love a good to-do list. If you're familiar with the Myers Briggs personality types, I'm an ISTJ all day long. I am an optimistic person and I try to look for the good things in the world.

On my days off from work I'm usually busy doing dad and husband things. I shuttle kids around to sports practices. I love to work on things around the house. I love to build things out of wood, work on cars, and take care of all the projects around the home. I'm a mediocre national level athlete in a particular sport so I spend a good bit of time training for that and working out. I'm not particularly good at sitting still, but I do love to read. I think an afternoon spent on the couch with a book and a cup of coffee is time well spent.

I'm not sure where else to put this so I'll blurt it out here. I'm super weird in bed. 😂

What I'm looking for:

Remember AIM and MSN messenger? I never quite out grew that. I love having a special someone I am able to connect with. I want to talk about all the things going on in your life and share pictures and videos and memes. I don't want to change yours or my own situation, just enhance it.

Who I'm looking for:

I'm open to anyone who wants to talk! Bonus points if you are super athletic, Latina or Asian, work in a similar field, or have a great butt. If you're weird in bed too, come to the front of the line. I just ask that you’re HWP and willing to verify pics early on and I will of course do the same.

Logistics:

I'm an early riser, early to bed type. I have ample time to talk on shift days, and can consistently talk on my off days but can be a bit slower to reply. I'm not opposed to meeting, but the logistics would have to really work out perfect.

If this sounds like it works for you, send me a message and let's get to know each other! Can't wait to meet you!