Okay okay… you caught us. ChatGPT and yours truly already composed it. Urgently needed is someone looking to enjoy this risky game. Please be EST, ideally 25-40 years old, and know what you’re looking for!

Need not apply: my own lovely lady, or low effort messages such as “oh, it’s you” or “hey”

"Escape (The Reddit Affair Song)"

Verse 1:
I was bored with our routine,
Our chats felt out of sync.
So I grabbed my phone one night,
And logged in without a blink.
I was scrolling through subreddits,
When a post caught my eye—
It said, "Is your love life fading?
Wanna give it a try?"

Chorus:
If you're seeking a distraction,
And you're feeling the strain,
If you want secret messages,
And to hide from the pain,
If you need a little thrill,
Where no one knows your name,
Then meet me here on Reddit,
And let's play a risky game.

Verse 2:
I didn’t think much about it,
But I clicked into their feed.
They were writing late-night stories,
Filling fantasies and needs.
They talked about temptation,
And the rush of breaking rules.
I replied just out of boredom,
But it started feeling cool.

Chorus:
If you're seeking a distraction,
And you're feeling the strain,
If you want secret messages,
And to hide from the pain,
If you need a little thrill,
Where no one knows your name,
Then meet me here on Reddit,
And let's play a risky game.

Bridge:
So I DMed them in secret,
Said, "Let's keep it on the low."
They replied, "This could be dangerous,
But I'm ready, let's go."
Now we're chatting every evening,
Hiding texts, playing roles.
In the shadows of the forums,
Where nobody knows.

Chorus:
If you're seeking a distraction,
And you're feeling the strain,
If you want secret messages,
And to hide from the pain,
If you need a little thrill,
Where no one knows your name,
Then meet me here on Reddit,
And let's play a risky game.

Outro:
Yeah, a risky game...
On Reddit, we’ll meet...
And play in secret shame...
Let’s play a risky game.