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Disclaimer: I'm not in search of a friend. Let me reiterate: I am not seeking friendship. There may be many things absent from my life, but friends are not among them. I have friends of every shape, size, gender, and sexual orientation, including animals (PSA: never mess with PETA).
I'm searching for someone radiating such allure that each message received causes a near multiple organ failure, the blood rushing in my arteries in confusion whether it should head for my brain or elsewhere...
Hotness, like good looks, is subjective. Initial attraction may last a day or two, but thereafter, if the other party lacks conversational skills, it effectively drains all the fun. What also dampens the spirit is a one-word response.
Being a man in this context, I understand that I can't be overly choosy. A response from a woman here is as valuable as gold dust (if you don't believe me, check the prices on the dark web). Nevertheless, I can still aspire for the best.
I am a 39-year-old married man, residing in Connecticut, in good shape, and boasting exceptional emotional intelligence. I could list impressive hobbies and claim to have read works by Kafka, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and Friedrich Nietzsche, or even boast about my corner office, but none of that really matters.
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