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I know you're out there. I just can't see you. You're probably way in the back, so don't be shy. Anyway, I'm a married guy in a dead bedroom and a relationship that is beyond repair. I know the easy thing would be to just leave, but it's never just that easy. I've tried multiple times on here and haven't been able to really find what I'm looking for. I might be picky, but I'm not really that picky. I know that doesn't make sense, but that's the way I look at things. Besides, this is my ad so it only needs to make sense to me... 😝 I love being silly. It helps me get through the day occasionally.

I'm looking for someone who is in a similar situation as I am. Someone who is over the age of 40. Someone with availability and isn't afraid to fall in "LIKE". I had to capitalize that and use quotation marks for you all to see. Don't take offense to that. I'm blind as a bat and couldn't read that with my 6.0 cheaters. I've almost been catfished before. So if you plan on catfishing, swordfishing or any other kind of fishing, please jump in another boat. I'll keep rowing this thing by myself. I just want someone who's real, down to earth, and wants to have fun. Someone who's willing to share their day, whether it's good or bad. Someone who wants to have off the wall conversations and isn't afraid if the conversation leads to intimate chatting as well. Someone who wants to have a beer and people watch. Laugh at the guy in the powder blue colored suit, and then make fun of the frown my wrinkles make on my smooth bald head. (More on that in the next paragraph) Phone calls are always fun as well if that's something you're into.

I got ahead of myself in my last paragraph, and should have probably started off with this to save you from rading this far. I did warn you it was coming up though. I don't have a lot of hair on my head, aka.... I'm a bald dude. I've embraced it and actually kind of like it. It saves me a lot of money by not having to go in for my monthly perm...🤣 If you're not into bald guys i totally understand. There are plenty of guys on here who get their hair cut at salon Dè John Deere. I've actually been told I'm not too shabby looking if you can believe that. I'm confident about a lot of things, but I do know my limits. I'm not conceded and will laugh at my own stupidity sometimes. I do exercise and keep myself in good shape. Healthy living should be a priority for you as well. You should also be confident and comfortable in your own skin.

I'll leave it here for now and hope that this catches someone's attention out there. Please, if you choose to respond, put in a little effort. "Hi, how are you" doesn't really get the juices flowing. Take care and hope to talk to you soon.