Ok first off, you did it! You are in! Now its time for me to deliver the goods right?

Well lets first talk about the dynamics of reddit (and maybe dating apps). If you are woman, you have probably arrived here thinking...."hmmm well that title was a LITTLE different than the others, but the jury is out on whether this guy can ACTUALLY deliver some entertainment. I'm sure he's probably looking for a 'partner in crime' and he's not looking to change my situation or yours". I mean, that is probably why we are all here right to an extent, but obviously one can't just come out and SAY that.

Instead, us guys have to be super creative to start in order to stand above the rest! So in the spirit of that, pick me pick me I'm the best! ( see what I did there? yep I rhymed)

So in the spirit of why you should possibly think to message me, I made a list to possibly separate myself:

1.) I am able to write coherent and grammatically correct sentences. Probably not a "system seller" here with this one

2.) I am fun to talk to ( I think) and not too boring - Maybe more points for this one...like 1.5 points

3.) I am able to critique and make fun of myself as you can see, so I'm not too cocky. (Like 100 points here)

4.) I can make a rhyme on demand ....I mean you got to give me credit, not all posts are like this on reddit! (ha)

5.) I am reasonably attractive ( I think so anyway), I am 6'1, brown hair, brown/green eyes 190 pounds average/athletic build.

What I'm looking for!

1.) Woman

2.) Fun to talk to, can generate conversation at least 10% of the time.

I know...big list! Maybe someone out there likes my numbered list and satisfies my list. I know it's a big ask....fingers crossed!

Oh and if you made it this far, please don't let the tons of comments that I am SURE to get make you start thinking , "He's probably overwhelmed so I'm not going to bother", because...you definitely should message me!