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34 [M4F] So here's your holiday Hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away
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furnitureoflove is a male age 34 looking for a female
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It's hard to wake up when the shades have been pulled shut, and it's 6am on a Monday morning, and your kid is sick again, probably from that little shit Miles who never covers his mouth or washes his hands. Seriously, I know it's frowned upon to call little kids assholes, but let's be real for a minute, Miles is a fucking asshole.

I'm a married dad with the typical trappings of suburban, middle-upper middle class existence. I even have a white picket fence out back, albeit a shitty plastic one where one of the decorative post toppers blew off in a storm. I work from home with a flexible schedule and have the bandwidth logistically and emotionally for this. I play golf or tennis most weekends when I can carve out a few hours. I'm tall with salt and pepper hair and blue eyes. I like to think I'm funny, though I suppose only you can judge that. I love live music, comedy, and theater, though I rarely get to enjoy any of them. If you'd like to know anything else, don't hesitate to ask.

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a female
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3 months ago