TL;DR: I have an excess of attention and energy to give to someone beyond what is used up every day. I'm not here to bore you with the situation changing talk, we're here, we're already deviant, let's see how far we can go.

Bit about me: I have a mean, dark, sarcastic sense of humor fueled by caffeine, and quick wit to generally make a joke out of any situation. A little bit nerdy, love trying out new board games, love to cook (for myself and others), and go on hikes frequently. (Yeah I see you crossing out your "man interests" bingo board) I know how to take care of myself, but I'm not buff by any means. I am very much into getting a workout through sport (which ones? yes). I've been told I have kind eyes and eyelashes that make people complain that I have all the good things in life for free.

I'm looking for someone (hopefully between 28-40 but flexible on that) that can keep up with the banter, and give some back too. Maybe we build on our friendship and it turns into something more? Sex is great, but have you ever talked back and forth for hours on end with someone about anything and everything under the sun and still wanted more? Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. I'm in the US (EST) and not picky about timezones. Not a "work husband" by any means, but I fully expect our realities to get in the way of keeping each other engaged all the time.

Anyway! If you're still here and engaged, kudos. Shoot me a message, what do you have to lose? Ask me your favorite question, send me a picture of your fav late night snack, everything works, I won't judge you for your opener. This shit is hard. Talk to you soon, cheers!