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I don't just mean metaphorically—I mean quite literally, as I am a grizzly among men. Standing at a height that can make a giraffe feel self-conscious, I bring new meaning to the phrase "tall, dork, and handsome."
Beware, my wit is sharp enough to cut glass, and I give more banter than Austin Powers at an orgy. My humor is so dry it makes Arakis look like a water park. And let’s not forget about my cinematic counterpart: the one and only Nicolas Cage. Is it the smile? The enigmatic aura? The ability to steal the Dicklaration of Independence on a whim? All I know is that, NOT much like a classic Cage film, my life is lacking an unpredictable rollercoaster of excitement and occasionally bizarre choices, but I’m always worth the ride.
Between reaching new heights, and laughing till you cry… maybe we can discuss shared interests in food, music, baking, movies/ tv, nature, coffee, and ofc 420 💚. If none of that peaks your interest then maybe we will share in a love of cliteracy ♥️ 📖. The adventure of a Face-Off awaits—let’s Cage the moment 🫶
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