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Hey Reddit,
So here's the deal: I'm a 38-year-old married male from Vancouver, and I'm on the hunt for someone who can keep up with my barrage of random questions, but who isn't afraid to lob a few curveballs my way too.
Qualifications: - Must have a PhD in Sarcasm. - Should be fluent in both Memes and Ms. Rachel. - Ability to induce intellectual stimulation and butterflies simultaneously. (Yes, I know, it sounds like a job for a magician, but hey, a guy can dream, right?)
Responsibilities: - Answer my existential questions at 3 AM. - Keep me on my toes with witty retorts and thought-provoking queries. - Occasionally make my heart skip a beat (no pressure, right?).
Perks: - Endless amusement with my random shower thoughts. - Unsolicited dad jokes (they’re really something). - Heated debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it does).
Oh, and did I mention I’m an early bird? So be prepared for some pre-dawn musings about the universe and the best breakfast foods. And if you’re wondering where I’ll be on weekends, look no further than the local playgrounds—I basically have a VIP pass at every swing set in town.
If you think you can handle the challenge, hit me up! And if you're wondering, "Is this too much to ask?" – well, maybe. But life's too short not to aim high and seek out someone who can keep up with your crazy brainwaves and make your heart flutter.
Cheers to finding that unicorn of a person!
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