Obligatory "I'm married". We're in an open marriage, but we're in a completely dead bedroom for the past 6-7 years and most days we barely talk to each other. We don't have any kids and with how our home life is, that's definitely for the best.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get into it. I've used the same post here quite a bit, so I'm completely changing this up. Here's me:

• I grew up playing football and boxing

• I'm 5'7" and a bigger guy

• Big nerd. Lover of PC games, most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have an abundance of free time to spend getting to know you

• I'm not too proud to simp hard af for you

• Actively losing weight and hoping to hit my first major weight loss goal by the end of May

• I still go into the office during the week

• While I can text chat during the day, I'm actually more available at nights and weekends

• I love voice chatting

• I'm kink friendly and I'm more than happy to talk about that once we get to know each other.

What I'm Looking For:

• Open to long term

• Clingy is great. I love clingy. Did I mention you can be clingy?

• Under 40

• From the US/Canada, and ideally not in PST. It's not a deal breaker, but it does tend to be harder to make it work. I'm in CST

• Be nerdy. Be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited about something and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

• Open to all body types, but tend to prefer short, thick to BBW women. Ultimately, who you are matters far more than what you look like, though

Honestly, just be fun and nerdy about something - we'll figure the rest out together. The only things I ask of you are that you have time to actually get to know someone and use either Discord or Telegram.