A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man....

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It's 2 o' clock in the PM, regular crowd sets in the OA subreddit. Some new folks, too. Some under the same usernames, some under new ones. It's all the same, yet not. The interactions we have must have an impact- at least, for those who care, who still have their hearts open, they do. Ghosting is shitty, but...here we go. Just like a car's price goes down once driven off the dealership lot, the countdown to ghosting seems to start the moment one posts. So, start your stop watches, ladies. Here we go.

I am a bit nerdy, a lot kinky, full time smart ass with a BS in sarcasm. Not your Brad Pitt in his early 50s. If looks is what you're after, well, I am definitely not your man. But if you want someone who will give you undivided attention throughout the day and part of the night, weekends included at no extra charge, someone who can make you react to words not just looks, someone who can talk about many subjects, has many passions, and wants to know you before getting to the naughty, then, by all means, hit that "chat" button.

We interrupt this special announcement for a regular PSA. To the kind soul who will, without a doubt, downvote this because it's a M4F post, thank you. I wanted to thank you for your service before I reached the end, and bore you.

Now, back to our post. I have brown eyes. Two. Short hair, salt and pepper. A short beard. In the 6 ft range, without heels. I don't wear them, so no need to know how tall I am on heels.

I love books. As in, to read. And music. I love to quote music and movies and TV shows. I also love erotica- to read and write. I spend way too much time on punhub. No, not a typo. If you were thinking of the other thing I was thinking of, can't blame you.

To everyone who made it this far, thank you for reading and good luck in your search. Smile, and be kind. Or not. Be you.

Catch you later, lonely souls.

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