Maaaan figuring out how to start this is hard....

I want to develop a relationship where we both look forward to each others good morning messages, the funny photos or videos we found online, the meals we cooked, to talk about the annoying coworker who made us furious, to share and talk about music, movies, gaming, hobbies, random things. Someone who wants and knows how to have a conversation. No holding back on anything, whether it is good, bad, cringe, shameful, naughty, evil. We want to get to know each other and for that we need to be honest and open.

Conversation and being interested in the other person is extremely important if we want to take this anywhere. We DON'T have to like absolutely eeeeeeverything the other person likes or does for a hobby or work, but one should be able to accept it. I don't like cars or soccer but if you are a car mechanic who is into soccer I'm still going to be asking about those and be legitimately interested in you, because I want to get to know the REAL YOU. Because of that, one thing that is absolutely a deal breaker here: Acting like you care when you don't, and lies.

Fuck 'em. Don't need you to pretend you care about something if you don't. I don't want to build up a false picture of you in my mind only to figure out months down the line that you only said you liked something because I liked it. None of us have the time or energy for that. Tell me what you like or don't like for real. That's what I'm interested in, that's what I want to know and ask about.

Okay this post has been going on for a while. You didn't come here to read all that. You want the stats! So here are my stats: - I'm an agility based character meaning my strength is low but my agility, speed and perception is waaay high. You dropped your tiny earrings and can't find them? I can find it - Highly logical, takes no nonsense - High energy, unless sleepy - Possible ADHD - Sarcastic af - Procrastinating is life - So is coffee - And pasta - Pizza? Hell yes! - My brain is basically IMDB - I play video games - I go to work, unless I don't want to. Then I usually take some fake sick leaves (actually that's going on right now) - Normal looking but pale white guy - Blue eyes. - My weight is 187cm - I'm about 90kgs tall - Yes I WILL exchange all the metric stuff for you if you are one of those imperial people. - Empire for life - Random TIE fighter noises

There, done. Send me a message if you giggled or grinned reading any of that. Also please keep in mind that I will want to leave reddit pretty quickly because I absolutely hate the chat system here.

See you in my DMs!