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Sigh. Who would’ve thought this would be so hard? But here I go again.
Yes I want butterflies that set off fireworks that set off sparks through the darkest of night till the darkest of dawn. I’m not a poet, I’m just really unrealistic and that’s why I think I’m still in this position? But can’t a girl dream?
So, I’m based in the UK (East Anglia) and I want this to go from online to IN REAL LIFE. If you can’t commit to this, please please don’t waste my time.
Let’s not kid ourselves, we’re superficial creatures. There has to be at least a modicum of physical attraction when it comes to this and I would gladly send you a selfie if you send me yours. Age 25-45. How do I look? I look like an anime character. I’m not even joking. I’m petite, cute and sexy. I take very good care of myself. I go to the gym, I do yoga and I’m about to start aerial hoop next week to live my circus performance dream. Can you imagine a circus performer in bed? wink wink
So what am I looking for? As I mentioned, you need to have time to feed this Tiny attention monster and meet her irl eventually cause all she ever wants is bear cuddles and little kisses. Its a crime for someone so cute to be this lonely. Also, I only like white guys tho I’m not white. Spare me the preaching.
Most importantly! I’m not here to change your situation nor do I! Yes initially we’ll talk about our family but after that, I’m not interested to know about them and I won’t bother you with mine. Let’s create our very own bubble. Our very own safe space. That’s all I ask x
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