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Let's be real. Mums get it done: they get it cleaned, planned, sorted, packed, delivered, and whatever else 'it' is.
You spend all that time getting it done, it's easy to forget that you can get it too! You're sexy as hell, you're flirty and dirtier than last-night's laundry. Why not have some cheeky fun with a dad who gets what it's like?
I want to have some fun without pretending there isn't a world outside this app. Let's trade nudes in the shower and then laugh about how your kid burst in on you. Or start the day flirting and end it chatting about how she'd it is when your kids are getting bullied.
About you: You're a parent, or you think like one. You have needs, you're sexy as hell, but you've also got a lot of shit to do and when you're bending over after toddlers, something a thong just isn't the thing to wear!
Still, you'll still snap off a mirror selfie as you rock your coffee-stained pj shorts and hear the kids arguing in the next room. Life's messy, but you're gonna push the kids toys off the couch to lie back and tease, and laugh about the ridiculous juggle of life and sex.
About me: Big dad energy. From the bod to the jokes and everything in between. Gym bod, hidden under a couple of extra layers and the unshed covid kilos. If you're a fan of a sense of humour, a dash of emotional intelligence and an Australian accent, this is the post for you!
👻 Drdadbod88
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